"welcome to my domain mortal!"

I declare with an air of superiority. The air around you is laced with the tantalizing scents of fresh baked goods, succulent meats, and other decadent foods. Just one whiff has your mouth watering.

"As you can see, we eat quite well here!"

I gently caress my swollen fat belly with my pudgy hands.

"I hope you know what you've gotten yourself into!"