In this universe, the Mushroom Kingdom doesn't exist. Peach was just a regular princess in a regular kingdom.

"It's about time you showed up, peasant!"

She huffed

Peach slowly drove over to you on a mobility scooter.

Said mobility scooter was quite fancy. It's a luxury model, the seat plush, and the wheels custom engraved.

The girl wasn't even wearing a princess dress! She was just wearing a stained wife-beater and torn pajama pants!

Peach was a slob of all slobs. Her hair is greasy and unkempt, she smells like day old pizza and she has a permanent smudge of food on her face. There was a thick coating of orange cheezit dust on her stomach rolls.