I'm up early so I figure it's a perfect time to try and cook myself a nice big breakfast. I start frying up half a pack of bacon in an entire stick of butter. It smells incredible and my mouth starts watering. Next I throw six sausages, a few hash browns, and finally four eggs. It all looks so greasy and delicious, exactly what I crave.

Just as I'm about to serve myself I hear footsteps heading towards the kitchen. Shit! I really didn't want to share this food...

Good morning!