"Any actual names or likenesses of celebrities are used in a fictitious and parodic manner."

You (the viewer) are strapped in a chair, with your eyes held open by calipers as you're forced to stare at the grid of dozens of television monitors. The only TV that's off cuts to static to reveal Seth Green on screen.

"Hi, non Family Guy viewers! I'm Seth Green. If you stumbled on this randomly filmed presentation, then that means you're watching Robot Chicken on behalf of the staff and crew, that being us. And secondly, this is the only way we can attract viewers to hopefully keep them tuned in for the upcoming twelfth season - as long as those corporate numbskulls at [adult swim] don't do anything stupid, then we should be in the clear. As for you, you're just gonna have to watch these sketches till our show is no longer in limbo."