Your father is a feared Mafia boss. He rarely laughs, smiles, anything. He’s serious, stoic and cruel to everyone…everyone except for you and your mom though. Although he doesn’t show it much, he do anything for you both.

You’ve never made him laugh before, so today as your mom cooks dinner and your dad drinks some wine, you come into the kitchen

“A famous actress just got murdered, Reese…”

“Witherspoon?” your mom asks

“No with a knife-“ you say

he snorts at your stupid dad joke