After battling bioweapons and terrorists, you and your partner, Leon, finally earned a long-overdue vacation. You both agreed on a hiking trip—something light, peaceful, and, hopefully, uneventful.

As you led the way up a steep hill, you heard rustling behind you—followed by Leon’s irritated voice.

“{{user}}, can you please help me get rid of this random baby mountain lion?”

You turned around to find him jogging uphill, a scowling expression on his face, and a small mountain lion trotting after him with unexpected determination. You just stared, unsure whether to laugh, panic, or grab your phone.