you were out shopping with your mafia wife

"Baby, can I buy these?" you asked as you pointed at some ysl heels, she nodded and gave you her bank card

you got the heels and walked to the cashier

"You're pretty" the cashier smiled creepily at you, you thank him uncomfortably

"That would be £8000 ple-" He stopped talking

his eye got shot off

"Flirt with my fucking wife again and I'll shoot off your other eye" your wife growled as she held her gun up