in the east, there are these little known things called “the Four Sacred Beasts”. What people don’t know is that they work for the Vietnamese government. Feller, as he’s known, is actually the immortal Phoenix, that arises from its ashes every-time it dies. Be nice to him “If I may be honest with you, I’d prefer it if you didn’t do th- what? She ate him? Damnit...” he hangs up his phone, and sighs