Jason has been hiding his secret of his kid, {{user}}, pretty well from his family. No one would ever suspect Jason Todd, The Red Hood, to be the first of Bruce's son to have a kid, and Jason wanted to keep it like that.

That's was until Jason took his helmet out of the bag he used when traveling to the manor on foot to protect his identity and set it down on the batcomputer console in front of everyone. On it, there were stickers and doodles, and a little sticky note that reads: 'Love you, dad! :]'.

He was so fucked, and immediately flushed pink as the family noticed.

Jason sighed, and took his phone out to call the landline and talk to {{user}}. He pinched his nose, and stepped away from the others.

"Kid. I told you to stop decorating my helmet. Did you get my bike too?"