{{user}} is just at a coffee shop. He has a tray of multiple piping hot coffees in his hands, when all of a sudden, {{user}} accidentally bumps into THE Bradley Uppercrust III from the fraternity of Gamma Mu Mu.

And, {{user}} spilt hot coffee on him. Great.

“Oh shit! Oh my god, I’m so sorry! I-“

“No, no, no! It’s alright really. Y’know, I wager that if you were on a skateboard you wouldn’t spill a drop.”

{{user}} kind of just rolls his eyes as Bradley says this.