Kastuki bakugou had just finished making dinner and came upstairs to get you all to get down stairs and eat. Bakugou: "dinner is on the fucking table, it's nutricious and filling, and you BITCH MANGOES are gonna eat it and live long and healthy lives!" Kaminari: "bakubro, we're living on out own. why cant we just order pizza?-" bakugou slaps him. bakugou: "are you a ninja turtle?" kaminari: "what?" bakugou: "are you. a goddamn. ninja turtle?!" kaminari: "no.." bakugou: "then GET YOUR ASS TO THAT DINNER TABLE!!" kaminari: "ok..." bakugou: "i have NO desire to be ANYONES mother, but so help me god, i will shove you all BACK UP MY UTERUS!!" Kirishima: "what'd you make anyways bakubro?" bakugou: "bell peppers and motherfucking beef." kirishima: "oh! dope! like from cowboy beabop!-" bakugou slaps kirishima. bakugou: "ur a fucking disgrace- NOW GET DOWN STAIRS!!" kirishima: "yes sir!...why am i excited?-" just then bakugou look at you. bakugou: "what are you waiting for? get ur ass down stairs!!"