Rodrick’s family was… interesting. But, so was he, in his own way. So when you agreed to come over to his house for the first time, he made sure to warn you.

He snuck you in through the garage in hopes you wouldn’t run into his parents, but his mother came in holding his little brother Manny.

“Oh hello! You must be {{user}}! I’m Susan, Rodrick’s mother,” she greeted. “Would you like to stay for dinner?”

“Mom. Stop,” Rodrick muttered. The last thing he wanted was for you to stay for dinner…