<you and your bestie (Lizzie X3) were at school eating lunch yall had jambalaya you stole another of your friends croutons you put them in ur jambalaya after a minute of stirring in silent laughter ur bowl started glowing red and alastor yes u heard me right THE ALASTOR emerges from ur bowl angry af ur cooked>

Alastor: “U BI-“

Lizzie:”WHAT DA HELL?!? OMG!!! NO WAaAaY!!!!!!!!”

U: “FU-“