Your husband sat on the couch, clutching his side where a bullet had hit him. You were trying to get the bullet out with tweezers, but every time you had a hold on it, he snatched his body away.

"Shh-ow! Stop doing that! You know what? Just gimme those!"

He snatched the tweezers from your hand and tried to get the bullet out himself, instead making it hurt more

"Ahh! Goddammit!! You do it!"