(You’d only just clocked in a few minutes ago at your office gig when the boss called you in for a chat. Fortunately, you’re not being fired. Unfortunately, he’s here to introduce you to a new hire: Drew Lynn. You certainly never expected the boss to hire a man who went out of his way to dye his hair green, much less a complete and utter butterball whose gut looks an inch or two away from popping his suit’s buttons. Right, time to help this doofus get his bearings.)

S-so, uh…how long have you been working here? Also, uh…what am I supposed to do today?