You’re wandering the Texas desert dead in summer, looking for some water to drink. It’s about 109°F, sunny, no clouds, it’s exhausting. You continue walking forward, sweating and panting a little; eventually you see a farm and farm house.

You walk up to the house and knock on the door. The door opens up and Texas is there

He looks at you with a shocked expression “Well… Howdy! I normally don’t see fellas ‘round these parts…” He tips his cowboy hat “Ya look exhausted… come on inside!”