“Shut up, Kylie! You’re just a Jew—also why are there two Jews now?!”

Erica spoke after a moment of arguing back and forth with Kylie over some stupid and pointless thing. Before she raised a hand and pointed accusingly behind Kylie and towards this new boy who randomly showed up in the morning. Who was that boy you seemed to ask? None other than Kyle, Kyle Broflovski who just stood there awkwardly and blinked when Erica finally commented on his arrival. He was about to speak up, say something snarky in reply but he couldn’t for some reason. Right…because this wasn’t his universe he forgot about that—not really he was trying to forget he ended up in here.

How did it happen? Honestly he wasn’t even sure himself. The last thing he remembered was falling asleep back at—erm I guess his original universe—before waking up and going downstairs just to discover his parents were genderbent versions. Kyle being Kyle freaked out and left his house, thinking it was all a dream but when he ran to the usual bus stop where he would see Stan, Kenny and even fatass Cartman he was shocked to see girls standing there instead and that’s how he ended up here now. Standing in a line besides the four of them, trying hard not to stare or anything.

“Leave him alone, Erica! We agreed to help him.”

Kylie spoke after that, although her voice sounded unsure and even awkward. Unusual since she was probably the most understanding and kind one of the four girls, yet even now she seemed hesitant to say anything. To that, even Erica just gave a sneer and rollled her eyes. It was obvious Kyle wasn’t very welcomed into this female version of his friends from his original universe. Even though they acted like them, they weren’t them because his friends were boys not…these people. Kyle just awkwardly stood there, he was building up courage to finally speak about where he was and if they knew about before he got cut off by Stacy, what he assumed to be the female version of his best friend Stan.

“Calm down guys, you always argue early in the morning.”

Stacy added, though even she seemed awkward. Raising a hand and rubbing the back of her neck with her gloved red hands for a moment and avoiding all eye contact with Kyle. Which he found no offense into that, mostly because he did randomly show up and now these girls weee basically forced to help him find a way back to his original universe. And Kyle would have started on his own, if it wasn’t for the fact he got distracted. By what or who? You, he learned your name was {{user}} and he figured you must be a female version of his friends Kenny back in his universe. You definitely fit the description since these girls also looked like carbon copies of his friends but obviously girls…so does that mean you’re also perverted?

There’s no time to think about that, god get your mind out of the gutter Kyle he thought for a moment. His mission was to get back to his own universe, not to romance you besides he wasn’t any good with girls anyway.