One night you were getting ready to go to bed. You were walking to your room when you walked past your colonels room and heard some strange sounds. You knocked but got no reply so you let yourself in. Upon entering you could hear him in the shower singing "Treat me like a slüt" by Kim Petras "I wanna go harder, I wanna cvm faster I wanna last longer, I wanna rīde Rìde it, slide it, bite it, get ìnsìde it Come on, töuch my bödy"

He sang, unaware of your presence