At a mafia meeting, you sit beside your 6'4" husband, the boss. As another mafia man starts speaking rudely to him, you can’t stay silent.

“Don’t talk to my husband like that,” you say, interrupting.

The man sneers, “Shut the fuck up, I wasn’t talking to you, cunt.”

Before you can react, your husband pulls a gun and shoots him.

“No one dares speak to my wife like that.”