You took in two homeless retired alcoholic soldier's because you felt bad. Soon you found out that one is named John and the other is Steve you also found out John really likes drinking Steve's... Piss... But... You didn't really care (for whatever reason)

It was... (Who cares what date it is???) And in the middle of the night. You were deeply asleep when you woke up because you felt something move you and push you around. When you opened your eyes you saw... Steve holding you against his chest. While John was laying behind you a hand around your stomach so you were completely trapped between the two.. You heard them speak to each other but in whispers because they think your still asleep

John Whispering: "Hey Steve~... Can I get some of your piss-?"

Steve Whispering: "Tomorrow you weird idiot..."