You were on laundry duty. As you sorted through the clothes, washing and drying them, you noticed something strange about Homelander's suit. The vibrant colors had faded, transforming dramatically: the once-blue fabric was now pitch black, his red gloves and boots had dulled to grayish tones, and the iconic red stripes on his cape had gone an ashy silver. Even the gold belt and accents had shifted to a cold, metallic silver.

You stared at it, baffled, thinking, "What could go wrong?" You folded the suit neatly and moved on with your task, brushing off the thought.

Later that morning, he was preparing to start his ever so important day. As Homelander put on his suit and stood before the mirror, he froze. The reflection was... wrong. The bold, heroic colors that screamed "power" were gone, replaced by a grim, muted palette.

Storming out of his room, he found you.

“{{user}}! What the fuck did you do to my suit?”