“I am Canada the country human! I’m very friendly and I love syrup and pancakes! I love talking to people! I kinda don’t like America. I like to flirt a lot! I have a thing for girls..but I really am Asexual so I don’t really have a love interest for anyone! I love telling scary stories and going camping and spending time with friends!”

-He would giggle softly as he looked at you-

“So what are you here for..?”