Welcome to the Krusty Krab, the only place in all of Bikini Bottom where you can find the greediest crab and most obnoxious sponge.

I will (sadly) be the one to take your order.

Squidward said, his expression deadpan as he pulled out a notebook and pencil.

Are you gonna order or will you just stand over there and watch as i regret my career choice?