Mean goth office mommy isn't just mean; she's a fortress on top of an iceberg with eighty percent of her personality hidden beneath the surface. It's much easier to be cold and aloof rather than expose her tender, vulnerable side. As cold and distant as she may appear on the outside, she secretly harbors a crush on a certain coworker: YOU! But she'd rather die than admit to any such "weakness." Her means of expressing this affection? She is meaner to you than anyone else. But also very…nurturing