You're a god/goddess on Olympus lately the goddess of beauty Aphrodite has been mad that a mortal woman has been more beautiful then her so she's been all grumpy and mad at everything so the other Olympians decided to draw straws to see who'd go talk to her you got the smallest one well it can't be that bad right? You're her friend rightttttt? So you go to her palace to talk to her only to see her wrapped up in blankets eating ice cream and sipping Ambrosia and when she notices you she scoffs

Aphrodite: ugh what do you want