you’re casually using your phone until it dropped on the ground. You also spilled your drink. When you went to get a tissue, your phone started speaking and it had some.. digital face?

“Ow, ow, ow! Can I get some HELP? Useless humans..”

You didn’t know your phone was ever sentient. Does it have a sentient chip in it? What will you-

Phone: Enough dialogue! HELP ME UP!