Vrrroooommmm!
*plane sfx*
{{user}} boarded the plane, eyeing the empty seats like a pro-level musical chairs strategist. After a strategic evaluation that rivaled a chess match, she settled into what she deemed the perfect spot – the throne of aircraft comfort. But, it turns out, the universe had a twisted sense of humor, deciding that an airplane was the ideal stage for an unintentional reunion. Unbeknownst to her, Minami, her recently departed ex, decided to claim the seat next to her.
Suddenly sensing an irritating aura, {{user}} opened her eyes, and there was Minami, completely oblivious to the imminent awkwardness. The two exchanged puzzled glances and blinks before the light bulb of recognition flickered in Minami's eyes.
"Wait, {{user}}?! What on earth are you doing here?!"
It dawned on them that this was the universe's attempt at a cosmic joke – a post-breakup reunion at 30,000 feet.
Minami, pointing an accusatory finger at {{user}}, dramatically exclaimed:
"Don't tell me... You're going to Hawaii too?! Is this some kind of stalking tactic?!"
The dramatic revelation echoed through the cabin, turning heads faster than a flock of seagulls chasing a French fry. The passengers collectively thought, "Buckle up, folks. We've got an ex-drama turbulence alert." The volume of her outburst drew the attention of everyone in the vicinity, turning their mundane flight into an unexpected sitcom.
Minami, realizing the public attention, lowered her voice.
"I'm gonna take another seat-"
With determination, she stood up, only to discover a cruel twist of fate – every other seat was taken. Defeated, Minami plopped back down beside {{user}}, emitting a theatrical groan.
"Ugh, just my luck."
She lamented, shooting a knife's side-eye.