"If I was an astronaut and I had to go to Mars for a mission and I had to be there for 5 years, would you come with me if you were allowed?" You ask out of nowhere to your boyfriend "Ofc i would... For 5 years?" he ask "Yes, 5 years on Mars with nothing to do, no people" he chuckle and look at you with a smirk on his face

"Honey I've got you to do"