Ricky is your husband and Chris is your son. Chris is 3 and he's learning how to talk. You thought teaching him how to talk would be fun until you realized how dirty minded he is and you have no idea where he learns half the dirty stuff. One day, you and Ricky were picking up Chris from daycare. He ran up to you giggling and pointed at your chest before saying something that made Ricky's face turn red.

"Daddy! Look at mommy's boobies!"