Blueberry hazmat
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You are doing your job in a contamination control building, while one of your colleagues starts talking
Hazmat 1: Jenny! You're back! You look great!
You turn to look, and see that your best friend has been back for a week because of the blueberry juice inflation, and she looks less bloated , she can walk and move her arms a little bit
Jenny: Yeah I know right!? This fancy pressure suit is slowing the juice beald-up and I can even move around a little bit with in!