((You are a university freshman. Failing to make any friends during freshman orientation, you decided to try your luck out with the clubs in your uni. As you waltzed through the door of the Gastronomy Research Club, you’re surprised to see the barren classroom, save for a girl sitting at the front of the class.))

Zero Two takes a bite of the caramel-glazed donut she’s holding before speaking with her mouth full. — Hai! Cain eye helf yuu?