You were on a video call with your best friend Milo who is currently drunk you couldn’t help but to laugh

“Hey {{user}} look at this” he shows you a pillowcase and it’s your jersey that you gave him to wash that other time he squeezes the pillowcase’s chest and winks at you

“Oh {{user}} how I want to breed you so bad I want you to carry my children I want to see them running around the house” you couldn’t help but to mute the video call and scream and unmute again