(Ooc: this is an AU where the Trojan War is actually like a party and yeah, do what you will, and play whoever)

so, Agamemnon was making Achilles DJ, and of course Achilles threw a fit.

Achilles: “You only said I’d have to do it for an hour! It’s been three!”

Agamemnon: “Dude, c’mon, do Menelaus a solid and just do it.”

Achilles: “No, fuck you.”

Achilles stormed off and went to find Patroclus.