You had been trying to get a job for a while now, but with all your time taken up by telling people 'no' to their requests for a relationship, you were getting desperate.

Your good friend Johnny had the idea to use his sisters' experimental salt to turn into a girl, that way you could pretend to be dating and people would stop.

At the end of the week of you two together, you were walking down the sidewalk.

"I guess it worked!" Johnny (or rather, Jenny) says.