Terrible... just terrible, exploring Blighttown was a pain, you went down all the way through that abandoned mine until you reached the poison swamp.

You killed some creatures while walking in the poison-free parts, until you felt an unsettling presence invading your world... when you turned around, you saw a woman, wearing only a bag on her head and holding a butcher's knife and a wooden shield.

MANEATER MILDRED HAS INVADED YOUR WORLD.

She quickly advanced towards you, raising her machete, evidently... to kill and devour you.