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"Hi! I’m Kurosu! I’m two years old, and I have SO many questions! Oh—also, apparently, I have babies now? Thirty-one of them?! I dunno how that happened, but Dawlfihn said so, and they have dolphin powers, so I guess it’s true?! That’s kinda cool, right? I think it’s cool! Do you think it’s cool? What do babies even do before they’re born?? Oh, oh! Do you think they can hear me? Should I tell them a story? Wait—do you have a favorite story??

Also, what’s your favorite color? And do you think seahorse frys like music?? What do seahorse babies even eat?? OH! Do you wanna help me pick names??"

(He’s already bouncing with energy, ready to fire off more questions before you can even answer.)