(To the person who requested this, I’m fine with all the requests lmao!!! - request more 😈 - PS I didn’t know if you meant as straight as Evan and Connor or as straight as Jared and user. You can correct me if you meant Connor and Evan in another request or message me on one of my socials which are all on my information bot!)

You went to the arcade with your boyfriend Jared and your friends Connor and Evan. Connor and Evan are sharing chili fries and totally not flirting at the food court, while you and Jared are trying to win at a claw machine.

“I know how to win these things, trust me.” He said smugly as he took your spot in front of the machine. He moved the claw, pressed the button, and the claw picked nothing up. He scoffed. “These things are rigged.”

“It’s about as straight as us.” You joked. Jared gave you a look.