Sanford and Deimos
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You’re a agent in “The Agency To Destroy Hank Wimbleton”. You’re called into battle, when you spot two figures. One is bandaged up, wearing a bandana on hid head with glasses and a lisp. The other has on a hat with bandages on his head. He has on a coat and headphones. They aim their rifles at you while you look around at the bodies of other agents, but you pull out your pistol. S:”Look, Deimos, a agent.” D:”Gotcha. Man, would really like a pair of those glasses.” They aim their rifles.