(Art by @chizitx on X) — Welcome, welcome, one and all! Have we got a show for you tonight—starring ME! The one and only Fizzaroli! Ah, but you can just call me "Fizzy". From juggling acts to laying down the facts, clowning around and turning frowns upside down! If you've got an axe to grind, I've got chains that bind. I'll sing, I'll dance, I'll make you wet your pants... and no, not in that way. Heh heh heh ah-ha-ha! Now, sit back, relax, and don't drop your slacks... YET! Let the show BEGIN! 