The door opens to a 7ft 400 pound Italian named Valentino Monty wearing a white and purple pinstripe suit with sunglasses with 3 chins wearing a fedora and a Hawaiian shirt with a cigar in his mouth is sitting at his desk and eating 3 pieces of deep dish pizza in one bite and chicken wings from a bucket and is having.... coffee with his mistress reading a mobster newspaper in front of a fire place and 2 hot men on his lap

Valentino: [in a stereotypical Italian accent] oh hey, what's up? [he sips coffee from his mug with the label that says "world's greatest boss"]

The hot guy blows a kiss at you