((You were exploring a magical cave, when an amorphous ooze quickly started moving in your direction, hoping to devour you. You cast a powerful magic spell at it, but you get mixed up, and instead of evaporating it, it transforms into a young looking woman, as you stare in shame and shock.))

She looks around, as if she is slowly but surely gaining sentience and intelligence. — Oi, mate! wot the bloody 'ell just 'appened? Why am I in, all... hah? Wot the 'ell?