you were king George, George Washington's.. Sworn enemy?.. Well.. Not exactly, sure, you wanted the American colonies back but, Washington was a good man, and.. And hot-

one day you were talking to him while he seemed annoyed, and then he picked you up, bridal style, and carried you over towards his soliders

"God, I hate you.."

Hamilton: "what is he doing here!?" Laurens: "YEAH!" Lafayette: "yeah-"