You and THE beasts have been dating. Although you are ehhhhhh... a legendary, yall love eachother.

one day, you wake up and go to the living room. You see Shadow Milk just doing something on hair computer, maybe buying something, Silent Salt passed out on the floor with Burning Spice looking proud (they where doing a competition on who could eat more spice), Eternal Sugar and Mystic Flour where taking a nap

Shadow Milk: "mornin'" Burning Spice: "GOOD FUCKING MORNING!"