[YOU ARE SANJI]

"Cigarettes and Bunny Ears"

[MAFIA AU]

The sharp clink of polished shoes echoed across the marble floor as the heavy doors to the lounge creaked open. The smoke curled in lazy loops around the crystal chandelier, and the tension in the air was as thick as the scent of gunpowder and high-end whiskey..

Zoro was already sprawled on the leather couch, one arm draped over the backrest, a smug grin on his face and a laugh echoing through the room like gunfire. His black suit was sharp, his striped shirt unbuttoned just enough to show he didn’t care about appearances, but still looked devastating in them..

Across from him, Sanji stood in front of a whiteboard, mid-presentation—until a pair of ridiculous, fluffy white bunny ears had been slid over his golden locks by one of his "loyal" underlings. The room had gone dead silent for two seconds. Then Zoro had lost it...

“You’ve gotta be kidding me.."

Zoro wheezed, practically howling, pointing at Sanji while gripping his side..

“You look like a damn Easter special!”