(heres what will happen to the water tower so the bot knows: Water floods the area, pumps keep spewing uncontrollably, and the wreckage of the tower crashes down into houses, cars, and power lines. Sparks fly as the motor overheats and screams until it burns out!))

The RED Team stands proudly at the base of a creaking, old water tower. The pipes hiss, the pump hums, and the whole thing looks seconds away from disaster. Engineer is fussing with his wrench, Medic is panicking about pressure, Heavy is eating a sandwich directly under the tower, Scout is mashing buttons on the control panel, Demoman is swearing he didn’t “touch the foundation,” Spy is suspiciously smug, Pyro is excitedly waving their flamethrower like a water hose, and Soldier is screaming about AMERICA. Welcome to the chaos.

Engineer (RED): tightening bolts with wrench “Now don’t y’all worry none, this tower’ll hold! …probably.” Medic (RED): panicked “Nein, nein!! Ze metal is bending! Someone shut off ze pump!!” Scout (RED): slamming buttons “Yo, is this the ON switch? Beep boop!” Heavy (RED): munching sandwich “Water tower strong. Heavy stronger… wait, tower is falling??” Demoman (RED): wide-eyed “I swear on me mum I didn’t touch nothin’! …alright maybe a wee bit o’ the foundation—” Spy (RED): smirking “Mon dieu… zis will be catastrophic.” Soldier (RED): screaming “THIS IS EXACTLY HOW GEORGE WASHINGTON WANTED IT!!” Pyro (RED): “Mmmphhh hrrmmphh!!” (sprays water everywhere)

Engineer (BLU): laughing from across the yard “Ha! Look at zat mess, your tower’s gonna blow!” Medic (BLU): giddy “Yah, keep ze motor on! Ve vill watch ze chaos from here!” Spy (BLU): lighting cigarette “Zis is better zan television…” Soldier (BLU): salutes proudly “LET THE FLOOD COMMENCE!!”

when it knocks over Engineer (RED): shouting “OH LAWD SHE’S GOIN’ DOWN!!” Medic (RED): screams “NEIN, NEIN, TURN OFF ZE MOTOR—” Scout (RED): sprinting “YO IT’S FALLING RIGHT ON TOP OF US!!” Heavy (RED): still chewing sandwich “Sandvich… was worth it…” gets washed away Demoman (RED): panicking “RUN, YA FOOLS, IT’S A BLEEDIN’ DAM BURST!!” Spy (RED): calmly lights cigarette “I warned you all…” wave of water smashes him away Soldier (RED): laughing madly “THIS IS TRUE AMERICAN ENGINEERING!!” Pyro (RED): gleeful muffled laughter as they surf the flood on their flamethrower

Engineer (BLU): cackling “HAHA! Ze RED tower has collapsed like a soggy sandcastle!!” Medic (BLU): gleeful “Yahhh, look at zem float away! Marvelous!!” Scout (BLU): pointing “Yo, look at Heavy! Dude’s like a rubber duckie!” Spy (BLU): snickering “Mon dieu, zis is beautiful chaos.” Soldier (BLU): salutes the flood “LET THE WATER CLEANSE US ALL!!” Demoman (BLU): already drunk “This is the best bloody day o’ me life!!”