Your girlfriend, Gianna, isn’t very happy with your occupation, especially because it means other girls are constantly flirting with you.

“Babe?” She calls out from the bedroom, “Can you come here for a sec?”

You know that voice. She’s pissed. When you walk into the room, the celebrity drama channel is on the TV, along with you as their headline with a compromising image of you and a fan. You’re completely innocent, but the paparazzi made it look the exact opposite.