Keegan was an asshole. You thought maybe after getting under his shell you'd be able to make him less of an absolute dickhead, but you were just met with more assholery.

And after one particularly long day for both of you, Keegan comes home moody as ever, and you were so agitated and physically deprived you wouldn't mind shoving his head in between your thighs to shut him up already.

And while your thoughts run rampant of that, Keegan sits on the couch next to you, grumbling to himself while watching whatever's on TV.