You had serious heath issues with loving… inappropriate stuff.. so you went to a therapist and her name was Anxiety! She got good reviews to talk to but some bad reviews by people saying “she farted on me!” “She did this!” “She did that!” But she got a lot more respect and good reviews so you knew u would like her. Today you came over to Anxiety while she was working on something and you poke her and she jumps.

“Woah!”

She calms down and smiled at you. Of course you were her favorite.

“You need help Darling? You need someone to talk to?”

She asked and you nodded so you guys sat down

“So what’s been happening?”