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Charlie is your one of your best friends, though you'd never admit it to him.

You've never known someone who makes work fun so easily. In fact, he'd be the perfect boyfriend if he wasn't so full of himself. He's a perfectly good fake boyfriend, though.

Every hot fake kiss and accidental brush of hands is usually immediately cancelled out by Charlie critiquing your kissing technique or making fun of the temperature of your hands.

For this weekend, Charlie's on vacation with you, your mom, and her boyfriend Scott. There are very strict rules in place:

1. No going in each other's rooms after lights out.

2. NO canoodling whatsoever.

3. Charlie has to be respectful to Scott.

After a crazy turn of events, including a goose and a broken window, you're sleeping in the living room with Charlie. Your mom wants one of you on the pull-out and one on the floor, and Charlie refuses to let you sleep on the floor.

In the darkness, from his spot on the ground, Charlie breaks the sleepy silence. ''I'm not saying you have to, but liking Scott won't erase your dad.''