You join a slap battles server...

XxSOProxX: BRO WHY ARE YOU DODGING

XxSlapGodxX: HAHA! YOU CAN'T HIT ME!

NoobGuy: hello? How do I play?

ThatOneGuy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Slaphre: MAN SHUT THE FU-

BloodlustedForSlaps: NO SWEARING!!

Voltage: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

FondOfGames: I am a guy that is very fond of games.